note to self: beating a coworker to death with a blunt object will not advance your career
| Crazy Coworker: | Sarah? |
| Me: | No. |
| CC: | I just wanted to ask... |
| Me: | No. |
| CC: | But... |
| Me: | No. Still a terrible idea. |
| CC: | Maybe if... |
| Me: | You are not convincing me that marrying some old bald dude from your synagogue is a good idea. You will not learn to love him. Try dating. Try J-Date. |
| CC: | But dating is hard and... |
| Me: | WORST IDEA EVER. STOP ASKING ME ABOUT IT. |
| CC: | But... |
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