September 19, 2012
note to self: beating a coworker to death with a blunt object will not advance your career
Crazy Coworker: Sarah?
Me: No.
CC: I just wanted to ask...
Me: No.
CC: But...
Me: No. Still a terrible idea.
CC: Maybe if...
Me: You are not convincing me that marrying some old bald dude from your synagogue is a good idea. You will not learn to love him. Try dating. Try J-Date.
CC: But dating is hard and...
Me: WORST IDEA EVER. STOP ASKING ME ABOUT IT.
CC: But...
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